Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
