this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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