Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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