Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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