also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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home. puking in laundry basket.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My breasts were aching with rage.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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