have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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