I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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