I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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