i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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