Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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