you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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