TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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