Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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