yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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