Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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