There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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