I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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