spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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