we were pretty classy up until the second keg
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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