i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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