Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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