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you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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