Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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