Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you didnt know i had herpes?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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