I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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