talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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