i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Randomize