I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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