we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
This baby is an asshole
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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