Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
