you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize