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(631): View more from New York

He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on

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(631): He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on http://tfl.nu/fevt

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If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.

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(616): If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet. http://tfl.nu/k138

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(772): View more from Florida

What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?

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(772): What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous? http://tfl.nu/ray0

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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?

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(912): Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance? http://tfl.nu/favq

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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits

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(352): all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits http://tfl.nu/ppej

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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.

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(416): It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed. http://tfl.nu/yc3l

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .

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(317): I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket . http://tfl.nu/mvi5

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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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(954): I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M http://tfl.nu/v1d0

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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking

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(740): you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking http://tfl.nu/ha4q

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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.

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(913): It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there. http://tfl.nu/6dln

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(512): View more from Texas

want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.

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(512): want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase. http://tfl.nu/ejib

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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?

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(406): I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete? http://tfl.nu/gioo

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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?

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Midgetier?

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Smaller, yet meaner.

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(714): I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic? (949): Midgetier? (714): Smaller, yet meaner. http://tfl.nu/nr7w

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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours

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(410): Let's just rave with boners that last for hours http://tfl.nu/lox1

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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.

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(717): I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass. http://tfl.nu/cjg7

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