gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just pee around me
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.