idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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