I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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