That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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