carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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