I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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