the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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