everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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