i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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