shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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