The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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