Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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