Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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