If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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