Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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