Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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