Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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