East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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