you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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