I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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