she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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