Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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