dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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