So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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